You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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