the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Boobs speak an international language.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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