dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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