turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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