did you get engaged???
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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