I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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