All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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