I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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