Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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