I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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