I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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