walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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