Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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