The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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