Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
oh god the rape fog is back!
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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