Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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