Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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