don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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