2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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