My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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