i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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