Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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