I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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