nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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