People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
