I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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