I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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