idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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