All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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