On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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