If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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