you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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