3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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