Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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