on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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