Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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