And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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