Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
this will be a night to untag.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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