So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
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Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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