If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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