Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He shit in the fireplace
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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