i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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