U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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