but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The adults are the big ones right?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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