I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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