you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
That's how pantless uber rides happen
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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