I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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