Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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