Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Pants are for mortals
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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