therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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