im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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