Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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