I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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