People in love make me want to vomit
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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